Hats: Hello, how are you?
Apple: Hello. We've rejected your app for sale on the App Store. At this time I have no recommendations for any changes you could make to fix it. The concept of the app is not the sort of app we want in the app store.
Hats: And there isn't anything we could change to get it approved?
Apple: No. I cannot recommend anything for you to change.
Hats: Alright, thank you.